May 08 2009
Prince Charming likes to have Fun!..Phew What a Relief
My man wars have been a roller coaster and until I get the ride to stop, unfortunately I can’t blog about my current pickle.
But I can blog about others!!!
I no longer do the online dating concept, I never pursued or expected to meet Prince Charming. Okay maybe I’m lying! I guess I was hoping to magically fall in love with a profile that included how much fun my man likes to have, and a picture with a huge smile to match! I am smitten over a guy I had met on line if you read my post “Myspace leads to Myplace” you have an idea of where I am heading. If not..go read it! With the follow up of “I like Pancakes”.
I never read any profiles. I sat idle waiting for a flood of emails to fill my box with my prince, thinking one would just jump out at me and I would fall instantly in love and of course the “Penis Pics”. Kinda like when you see a new pair of shoes, you just know they are the ones! Well I have found that you can’t compare certain things.
Well after the gerbil adventure, I decided to take a closer look at profiles..
BLAH! Everyone likes to have fun! Wow I really thought I was the last person who really wanted that. So I designed my own “honest” profile for you to use at your own free will. Be cautious…it will flood your inbox…
User name: Reverse_psychology
I like to have fun- which includes sitting on my couch, surfing the net, watching porn when I’m bored, prank calls to past lovers, googling past lovers, watching more porn.
I like the outdoors- sitting on my porch, cutting the grass..UGH!, taking out the garbage, walking from my house to my car.
I don’t like sports, so do not ask me to watch it with you. I will not understand it, I will not be interested, I cannot understand the concept of people hurting each other for a point!
I am creative, yes I am, I can put together a bathroom ensemble from Walmart’s collection of colors perfectly placed on the shelves.
I am honest, unless you find out about my past , I always tell the truth.
I am looking for someone to have fun with- threesomes are not fun for me…so don’t ask
I bitch sometimes, I get my period once a month for five days, I will get pissed when you rather surf the net than spend time with me, but If I have plans or am busy it is fine. I cry sometimes and you won’t know why, but just humor me. If you don’t return my calls I will find you. I hate being by myself so “quality time” is essential. I will complain I am not perfect so you need to tell me that I am, so I can argue with and cry some more..
I want someone who compliments me, If you don’t I will not compliment you!
This is just a start, you can add whatever you feel other honest things are necessary. Honesty is the Best Policy!
That was awesome! lol I was gigging the whole time! I have decided I want this on my online dating page!
that was me above…jennie